williamdegg:

after we go extinct, nature will reconquer the earth.

Beautiful

squidwurd:

main goals when going to a friend’s house:

  1. pet dog
  2. avoid parent
  3. don’t clog toilet

kanaya-in-the-tardis:

deranged-baby:

OMFG THE BROWN ONE HAS ANGRY EYEBROWS

"Yes this is my deer friend. Deer friend is pretty like snow. You hurt deer friend I will hurt you."

3x01; 2x01; 1x01

watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

nerdynewsexy:

OKAY THIS THOUGH

this was my favorite. how she pulled away checking for a reaction and he’s like HOT DAMN DON’T STOP

wheelcher:

yes i do graffiti 

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leaughan:

stilinskiswhoremouth:

mayakern:

life of an artist

Life of everyone

Welcome to college

fuck-benedict:

hurleyquinn:

webabuser:

piano

people that don’t know the piano notes must be so confused 

son sit down with ur sense of music superiority literally everyone gets the joke

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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guo-jia:

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

THE RITUAL HAS BEGUN

our-ultra-paradise:

'I wanna be a virgin pure, A twenty first century whore ~ want back my virginity, So I can feel infinity'

safaribrowser:

emoij:

when your friend has a really shitty opinion 

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When your significant other chooses a bee over you

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